Meeting in Emergency: What to Do When the Who Is the Real Emergency?

When Your Boss's Sanity is the Emergency

Step 1: Don't Panic

ประก Step 2: Call the Fire Department to Report a Code Brown

Step 3: Call HR to Report a Code Brown

Step 4: Call a Professional Crisis Manager to Report a Code Brown

Step 5: Call 911, but Only if You're Really Desperate

Step 6: Call Your Mom to Report a Code Brown

When the Boss is the Emergency

Step 1: Lock the Boss in a Safe Room

Step 2: Call a Professional Exorcist to Remove the Boss's Demons

Step 3: Call a Local Priest to Perform an Emergency Exorcism

Step 4: Call a Professional Crisis Manager to Manage the Boss's Crisis

Step 5: Call 911, but Only if You're Really Desperate (Again)

When You're the Real Emergency

Step 1: Facepalm

Step 2: Schedule a Meeting with Your Boss to Explain Why You're the Real Emergency

Step 3: Call a Professional Therapist to Deal with Your Emergency

Step 4: Call Your Mom to Explain Why You're the Real Emergency (She'll Understand)

Step 5: Call 911, but Only if You're Really Desperate (Again)